June 6th, 2008
March 11th, 2008
February 27th, 2008
For the record (take note all you leeching little gossip hacks who are struggling for tomorrow's copy), IF and I do mean IF I was to ever get a bird pregnant, most likely the current bird, providing I wasn't mutilated in a wave of brotherly 'affection', I would be shouting it to the rooftops and not be at all ashamed to admit it. However, I and said bird are not ready for kids and I would GREATLY appreciate you lot keeping your bloody noses OUT of my sex life an fists OFF of my girlfriend or I'm going to be strongly tempted to hex you. After she's done with you, of course.
Bloody idiots. WHY did I save you lot again instead of just letting Voldemort have at?